I had to chime in because I was asked whether or not my love of music means that I can sing. The short answer is no. The longer answer is that if you want to give babies a hearing test, you can play my singing voice for them and watch them cry. Or, if you want your feelings hurt I can sing for you. Have any enemies? Let me croon to them. My singing makes Gollum’s screech sound like an aria from Pavarotti.
I think you get the picture now.